I like this one..
The Start of Teddy BearsTakashi: You know about teddy bears, don't you?
Sakura: ::Blinks:: What about them?
Takashi: They used to give children REAL bears to sleep with!
Naoko: HONTO?? Sugoi...I want one!
Takashi: ::tsks and looks sad:: But they had to stop doing that, due to all the mauling...
Sakura: Hoeee...mauling?
Takashi: ::smiles brightly:: But then, they killed the bears and stuffed them, therefore starting taxidermy. The children though, did like this, and made stuffed fake bears instead.
Chiharu: ::looks at teddy bear in hands:: Takashi-kun! That's not true, is it?
Takashi: It sure is!
Syaoran: I thought some guy named Teddy Roosevelt started the teddy bears...::frowns::
Takashi: ::shakes head:: Where did you hear that?
Syaoran: From school back in Hong Kong.
Takashi: Mmm...mental note: go to school in Hong Kong.
Chiharu: I knew it…it was another lie!