Topic: Random sayings I make up (Read 31822 times)

moezychan · « **Reply #80 on:** March 27 2006, 07:14 pm »

One of my recent ones:

I never claimed to be nice; you just assumed I was.

Kuro-puppy · « **Reply #81 on:** March 27 2006, 08:24 pm »

- losing a fight is sometimes better than winning it
- a day without a smile is day not lived
- Then, let us play! ( I always say this at the start of a gaming match)

LSD · « **Reply #82 on:** March 28 2006, 03:30 am »

im always saying this:
why to keep going if it's so easy to give up..

monkey · « **Reply #83 on:** March 28 2006, 11:52 pm »

anything worth having is worth fighting for

if your not prepared to lay your life on the line for the one you love, your not yet a man

There comes a time in life where you have to strap on about a hundred pounds of C4, Walk into a building scream a battle cry to some harid viking god and blow every living thing on the block across 4 f**king time zones

If one more of you calls me and asks me to change my god-damn b*tch of a sh*tty mother-f**king piece of sh*t long distance company, I'm gonna hunt you down and string your entrails through the trees like christmas decorations.

kudan · « **Reply #84 on:** March 30 2006, 12:03 am »

I rock, he stones, she pebbles and you fossil.

monkey · « **Reply #85 on:** March 30 2006, 01:15 am »

I think I put it up before but I'll put it up again cos I like it:

Good Artists Copy, Great Artists Steal.
-Pablo Picasso

Jeannette · « **Reply #86 on:** March 30 2006, 04:02 am »

Saying everyone is special is just another way of saying no one is special. Both, however, are still true.

"'If we give you a pistol, will you fight for the Lord?'

'But you can't kill the devil with a gun or a sword.'"

From Tokyo Babylon, Volume 1

Seishirou: I don't know if this makes sense... But I think, in many instances, love simply isn't enough in this city. No matter how strongly you feel that love... it may just not be enough. After all, there's no place on Earth where strong feelings alone are automatically rewarded.

Subaru: Then... why do people love at all? If love is useless, what use could we have for such an emotion?

Seishirou: Because we're lonely. As long as we can love, we can dream. Humans aren't strong enough to live without their dreams.

littlekitty · « **Reply #87 on:** March 30 2006, 10:18 am »

"Love is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna have spit out..."

monkey · « **Reply #88 on:** March 30 2006, 12:34 pm »

^{Evangelion Quotes:}

Asuka: "You Moron, how could you ever understand!?"

Shinji: "How can I ever understand you if you won't say anything? That's IMPOSSIBLE!!"

Rei: "Did you ever really try to understand?"

Shinji: "Of course I did."

Asuka: "Idiot."

Shinji: "Why don't you try being nice to me?"

Asuka, Rei, Misato: "We are nice to you!"

Shinji: "LIARS!! You're just hiding behind those smiles, but your intentionally keeping things ambiguous!"

Rei: "Because the truth causes everyone pain... Because the truth is very traumatic."

Shinji: "But ambiguity only causes me more pain."

Rei: "That's Just an Excuse."

Shinji: "But it scares me, Because I don't know if everyone will stop wanting me again. I feel awkward and uneasy. Let me hear your voice! Don't leave me! Please care about me!!"

Shinji: "No one understands me"

Rei: "You never understood anything"

Shinji: "I thought this was supposed to be a world without pain, and without uncertainty."

Rei: "That's because you thought that everyone else felt the same as you do."

Shinji: "You betrayed me! You betrayed my feelings!!"

Rei: "You misunderstood from the very beginning. You just believed what you wanted to believe."

Shinji: "Nobody wants me, So they can all just die."

Rei: "Then what is your hand for?"

Shinji: "Nobody cares whether or not I exist. Nothing ever changes, So they can all just die!"

Rei: "Then tell me, What is your heart for?"

Shinji: "It would be better if I never existed. I should just die, too."

Rei: "Then why are you here?"

Shinji: "Is it okay for me to be here?"

(silence)

*Shinji Screams*

Gendo: "When Shinji is near me, All I ever do is cause him pain. I thought it was better when I did nothing at all."

Yui: "Where you afraid of Shinji?"

Gendo: "I didn't believe that anyone could love me. I don't deserve to be loved."

Kaworu: "So you were running away. You rejected the others so that you would never be hurt."

Yui: "You were terrified by the invisible bonds that people form."

Rei: "You were afraid, and so you closed your heart."

Gendo: "And so this is my retributation. Forgive me, Shinji."

"I'm not used to being liked. Being hated, on the other hand, is quite familiar."

"The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth."

"The beginning and end are one and the same, Yes, Everything is right with the world."

Jeannette · « **Reply #89 on:** April 01 2006, 04:40 am »

^ Yeah for Evangelion quotes.

Drastically summarized quote from Furuba-

'People say you can't love someone until you love yourself. But I think you can't really love and forgive yourself until someone else loves you.'

From 'Man in Black' by Johnny Cash.

'But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back, up front there ought to be a man in black.'

moezychan · « **Reply #90 on:** April 01 2006, 05:34 am »

Little poem I wrote a long time ago:

Sometimes I feel like I am drifting out
Drifting out to sea on a raft
On some days the wind is gracious and carries me
Away to a distant island
Where I can finally be on solid land

Other days the wind is unforgiving
It rocks me back and forth
And some days the wind taunts me
It will bring me close to the island
And then carry me back out to sea

It's days like these that I wonder
Wonder if I should fight back
Or should I just let the wind carry me off
So no one will ever find me

Sometimes I wonder
Wonder if I should fight back
Or just disappear...forever

Ashlee · « **Reply #91 on:** April 01 2006, 08:27 am »

Moezy-chan you are really good at making poems. My friends loves making poems too.

Here one that is currenly my msn nick name:
A best friend isn't the one that bails you out of jail, it's the one sitting with you saying "We screwed up"

monkey · « **Reply #92 on:** April 02 2006, 08:50 am »

"What are we going to do tonight Apocalypse?"
"The same thing we do every night Mister Sinister, Try to Conquer The World!!"

Shadeslayer · « **Reply #93 on:** April 09 2006, 11:18 am »

"I would rather die a meaningful death than to live a meaningless life."

"It’s better to experience happiness and love, even if you will eventually lose it, because at least, you can cherish the memories, and know you have experienced it at one time."

"The one who makes you cry isn't worth your tears. The one who is worth your tears would never make you cry."

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you might be the world."

"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."

"If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?"

"Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?"

monkey · « **Reply #94 on:** April 09 2006, 07:26 pm »

Quote from: Moonflower121 on April 09 2006, 11:18 am

"Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?"

George Carlin Quote that is!! I know his jokes anywhere...

more George Carlin:

“Excuse me, officer, but would you mind bringing the wreckage a little closer this way? My wife can't see”

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”

“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”

“Fighting for peace is like ******* for virginity”

“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”

“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm.”

LSD · « **Reply #95 on:** April 09 2006, 08:02 pm »

lol.. those are great hahaha

monkey · « **Reply #96 on:** May 18 2006, 08:42 am »

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"

"This is gonne be a big crash, hold onto your drawers and don't piss in em" - Cid

LSD · « **Reply #97 on:** May 18 2006, 02:30 pm »

a girl called Stargirl from another forum always say
*you can't spell RAPED.. without ED!!* .. omg yay..come here Edward <3~

.. and i just love her theory xD

monkey · « **Reply #98 on:** May 19 2006, 02:43 am »

ur mom

Ashlee · « **Reply #99 on:** May 19 2006, 02:50 am »

VexNet

Here is one, that I heard, but I change it a bit...

How do you know when you are in heaven. Go to Hell First

What are you telling me to go to hell . Well, Guess what. I just came back!!

(i know they suc*)

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