HAHAHA! That was a good one!
Oh! I've got another! It's kinda one of those, "you had to be there" sort of things, but I'll see what I can do, haha.
My grade 8 teacher Mr.Corbett had a serious....err....scratching issue. He would always itch himself during class and it was extremely disturbing. He tried to do it descreetly, so he still doesn't think any of us know about it. He also always wore shorts without any underwear (I know this because he would always stick his leg up on the desks [shiver]), which was extremely disturbing.
Well, one day we were in class and we were having some discussion and he was like, "Now, I'm just ITCHING to know what you kids think about this!"
And right then, this kid in the front row collapses on the ground laughing so hard and he wouldn't stop laughing for the next 10 minutes. I swear, his face was as red as his hair.
Again, sort of a "you had to be there and suffer with the rest of us" sort of thing. Whatever.
Oh! Last year, my Socials teacher, Tudella, is a really really short guy (he's got to be only about 5'3''....he's around the same height as me), and everyone would go out of their way to make fun of him...
Not in a mean way of course, cause he'd beat the crap out of you if you did. Anyways, there was this one time, he was writing on the overhead and his pen dried out and he threw it across the room in anger. So I raised my hand and said, "You know, Too-Tiny (my nickname for him, haha), I think the reason you get so angry is because you're so small you can only hold one emotion at a time."
Hehe, I got applause for that.
But he swears by the time I'm done with Highschool he's going to find a way to pubicly humiliate me. I laughed, and laughed and laughed.
But I don't doubt that he'll think of something.