The two times I've really been in the paper
1) Putter in hand, 10-year-old Jessica ******* fixed her eye on a pink golf ball.
"My dad tells me to kind of line up my feet when you're aiming," said the daughter of M*** and B***** ******* of K********. She set up her stance at the Boy Scouts of America "Putt Tent."
Three swings later, the ball landed in the hole, or in this case, the tent. It seemed to be par for the course.
-Our local paper, Oct 25, 1998
2) And the other one I don't have, but it was a really long article on the front of the arts section like a year ago about a bunch of kids in my school who wrote and directed original plays for our one-acts. My play was called "Fun-size M&Ms" and was really boring, and the picture of me was absolutely horrid. I kind of tried to burn any copies of the article anyone had...
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