What a Card Captor Sakura character would never say...

[moezychan]

Inspired from What the Tsubasa Characters would never say!

Sakura: Ooh, ghost stories! Let's hear one!

Tomoyo: I can't stand Kinomoto! I refuse to tape someone that's not at all kawaii!

Syaoran: I quit! I just can't defeat Kinomoto! I'm going back to Hong Kong!

Meiling: I hate Syaoran! I never wanted to marry him in the first place!

Touya: Syaoran isn't so bad. I was wrong to misjudge him.

Yukito: What...food? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

Kero-chan: I can't stand sugar! Keep that poison away from me!

Spinel: I hate that name! Call me Suppi!

Nakuru Akizuki: Ahh, Kinomoto-san! Keep him away from me!

Yamazaki: I'm through with telling these lies! From now on I'm only going to tell the truth!

Chiharu: I'm not even going to bother stopping Yamazaki from lying. He's just going to do it anyways.

Naoko: Ahh ghosts! Keep them away!

[Hypercrabby]

XDD That's funny! I did something like this a while ago, too. Mind if I add to it?

Kero: Man, now that I look in the mirror, I DO look like a plush toy!

Eriol: Things are getting more and more boring...

Sakura: I'm sure, I'm sure....everything will go wrong.

Kaho: Sakura's going down

Syaoran: I completly trust and Mizuki-sensei and Eriol, 100%!

Sakura: I AM a monster!

I'll try to think of some others to add, later.

[Cherry-chan]

Tomoyo: I don't have my camera with me!

Syaoran: I look up to Touya as my idol.

Sakura: Oooh, a book of ghost stories! Mind if I borrow it?

Meiling: Ugh, Syaoran's the worst cousin ever! I'm interested in that glasses kid! What's his name? Eriol?

Sonomi: Your dad's just wonderful, Sakura!

Chiharu: I believe you, Yamazaki.

Kero: Cake? Nah, don't want any.

I tried to post these before, but it said there weren't any more posts allowed

[sofiacardcaptors]

Kero: videogames? huh? I hate them! they're boring!!

Syaoran: *calls Touya* oh my dear friend, how are you?

Tomoyo: I just dislike make clothes for Sakura! She must buy her clothes!

Eriol:  I love makes Sakura cries! muahahahaha

[Tessaiga]

Kero: "I decided to go on a diet together with Yukito!"
Sakura: "From now on, I won't say 'hanyaan' anymore, 'BAZOOKA' is in!"
Touya: "Yuki? I don't care where he is, I'm on a date with Syaoran now"

[Fye-chan]

Tomoyo: I must say the truth now... I didn't done the clothes for Sakura-chan...I bought them in a shop!!! *cries*
Sakura: Don't worry! I didn't like them anyway! They were ugly...
Tomoyo: Really??? I thought the same... I'm so happy now!
Sakura: No Prob, wicked girl...

[Hypercrabby]

Sonomi: (to Tomoyo) You want to invite Sakura over? *sigh* Fine! Just make sure she doesn't stay too long.

Toya: That's it! I quit! I'm tired of working.

Eriol: I think I'll just stop getting involved with Sakura and her friends. She'll do fine on her own...

Nakuru: (looks at Sakura) Dang! You're ugly!

[moezychan]

Sakura: Syaoran, I finally figured out why you blush! You're in love with me!

Syaoran: I hate blushing! I will never do it again!

Tomoyo: Hoe? I don't understand!

Touya: I think I'll quit calling Sakura kaijuu. She's actually pretty kawaii!

Yukito: I just figured out why I'm always tired! I have another person living inside my body! And he's an angel!

Rika: I don't have a crush on Terada-sensei anymore! I now have a crush on Yamazaki!

Chiharu: Yamazaki, you lie so much that I'm ending my relationship with you!

Yamazaki: You know about lies...I can't think of anything!

Terada-sensei: Students, forget doing your homework. I'm sick of grading it anyways!

Naoko: I hate reading! It's too hard!

Eriol: These incedents are really starting to hurt people. I'd better stop and move back to England

[~Bloody_Rose~]

Syaoran: I'll give you all of my Clow Cards, sakura
Sakura: why do i have to change the Clow Cards to Sakura Cards? Just let them die!
Kero-chan: I don't want pudding! I don't want chocolates! I HATE FOOD!!
Touya: Hey, Syaoran, you look handsome today! can we go out sometime?
Yukito: Touya? who is he?
Tomoyo: Im getting tired of Sakura's face! I'll just focus on Eriol now!
Eriol: I don't care about sakura at all! I don't care if she's the daughter of my other self!
Yamazaki: Lying is wrong! We should say th truth and nothing but the truth!
Chiharu: I always believe in every word that Yamazaki-kun says!

[Kuro-puppy]

Syaoran: hmmm...ice cream!!

Sakura: i'm gonna tape Tomoyo 'cause she's so kawaii !

Sonomi: i love Fujitaka

Fujitaka: Sakura !! get over here, i'm very angry with you lady!

Tomoyo: Hanyaan

Yelan: i'm glad that brat Sakura left for Japan again

Clow Reed: give me back my cards!

Eriol: hey Tomoyo, wanna go on a date?

Touya: come on sis, give me a hug

Yukito: i don't like you Touya, my heart belongs to Kaho

Kaho: this magic bell is great for calling my pets

[Ying Hua]

Gomen ne if someone else has posted the same thing... It's already late and I just wanna post so I didn't read the other's posts...

Sakura: I GIVE UP! The cards are yours, Syaoran! Go and marry Meiling! I don't care!

Tomoyo:  I've had enough of taping Sakura! I'll go and tape that CUTER girl there!

Syaoran: *sees Meiling about to glomp him* Meiling! My Meiling! *glomps Meiling*

Meiling:  *before the realization that Syaoran loves Sakura*  Kinomoto, you and Syaoran are a prefect couple! The engagement is off! The two of you should be engaged!

Yue: I've always hated Clow Reed.

Kero: I'm tired of video games. I'll read a book instead.

[Ashlee]

Sakura Ok this is it. You want my cards well guess what you are not getting them *rips them up* There no one can have these stupid cards any more.
Syaoran Ok this is it. I give up. I don't want to do this anymore. I want my mommy *he starts crying*
MeilingSyaoran you are cool and all, but I need a real man

[moezychan]

Sakura: Tomoyo-chan, you are so kawaii that I'm gonna film YOU from now on!!

Tomoyo: That's it! I can't stand this da** camera anymore! It's taking away my time to capture the clow cards! Watch out Sakura, they're gonna be mine!

Syaoran: Sakura, I know I told you that I love you but the truth is, I'm actually in love with Tomoyo. She is far more pretty than you, and besides, she's smart while you're dense.

Touya: Sakura, I'm sick of calling you kaijuu. From now on I'm going to call you my girlfriend. You're actually pretty cute.

Yukito: I refuse to eat anymore! All this food is making me fat!

Terada: Alright class, I'm gonna let you out early today. I can't stand teaching you brats anymore.

I'll think of more later.

[kudan]

Tomoyo: You know, Syaoran-kun seems to be cuter than Sakura-chan... Ok, I've decided! I'll make outfits and film Syaoran-kun from now on!
Kero: Oh no... not another cake... Yue, you can have it!
Touya: Actually, I think I prefer Akizuki-chan over Yukito...
Suppi: I love sweet stuff.

More of a What a Card Captor Sakura character would never do...
Yamazaki: Open his eyes for at least 5 minutes

[monkey]

Syaoran: Sakura, I know I told you that I love you but the truth is, I'm actually in love with Tomoyo. She is far more pretty than you, and besides, she's smart while you're dense.

Touya: Sakura, I'm sick of calling you kaijuu. From now on I'm going to call you my girlfriend. You're actually pretty cute.

hahahahahah I love those two.

Just felt like saying that XD

[Ashlee]

Vexnet, those are funny too

Syaoran: Sakura, I can't go out with you, I'm gay, and already taken
Sakura: What, your gay. Who are you going out with???
Touya: Syaoran, are you ready for our date??
*sakura faints*
Touya: Whats wrong with her??
Syaoran: I don't know. lets go!

[Hack]

Sakura: *to syaoran* don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? don't you wish
your girlfriend was freak like me? don't ya? *slap her butt*

[babypigggy]

Sakura: *to syaoran* don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? don't you wish
your girlfriend was freak like me? don't ya? *slap her butt*

LMAO!!
pussy cat dolls, ehh?? haha

[AirKitty]

Sakura: THATS IT !!!!!  I HATE LIFE!!! I'M GONNA RUN AWAY!!!!
Syaoran: SO long.... I got a date with touya anyway..

Tomoyo: I'M IN LOVE WITH YUKITO!!! HE'S SO KAWAII, Unlike that Sakura girl!!

[Ando]

Something I came up with when in bed the other day...

Sakura:  *comes home from school and finds her mother's picture to be missing* Huh? Where's mom?
Fujitaka: *returns early from work* Oh, so you've noticed that I've finally gotten over Nadeshiko. Sakura-san, meet my new wife!
Sonomi: *pops in head* Hi, kid. Sorry, I can't seem to remember your name at the moment... *shouts to someone outside* Tomoyo! Who's this girl again?
Tomoyo: *walks in sullenly, carrying a large suitcase* Her name's Sakura and I don't want to live in the same house as her. I get enough of her in school. *sticks out tongue at Sakura*
Sakura: *does likewise*
Sonomi: I know, honey, we'll just have to endure her precense. Why look, isn't it my favourite stepchild!
*enter Touya and Yukito*
Touya: ...and then... h-he yelled at me... *sobs*
Yukito: There, there. You want me to beat him up for you?
Touya: ...Yes, please do...
Tomoyo: *looks at Touya with starry eyes* I've never seen such immense beauty! M-may I videotape you?
Touya: And you are...?
Tomoyo: Your new little sister, O object of my obsessive fangirliness.
Touya: Cool. I'm not particulary fond of the one I've got for the moment.
Fujitaka: Fine then. If no one likes this Sakura-person, why don't we just dump her off somewhere? Her excessive happiness is driving me nuts anyway.
Sonomi: That's a brilliant idea, darling! *thinks to self* But not as brilliant as me letting Nadeshiko have that little "accident" of hers so that I could have Fujitaka all to myself...
Touya: *looks at Sonomi* Wow... that lady's hot! Well, so long, Tsukishiro.
*Yukito transforms into Yue*
Yue: Nooo, please don't leave me - you're the only one I've ever looooved! *starts crying hysterically*
Tomoyo: Hey, aren't you guys forgetting that we're invited to Li-kun's and Meiling-chan's wedding? I can't wait to see the dress Yamazaki-kun made for her.
*everyone leaves, save Sakura and Yukito, who has now transformed back*
Yukito: So... are you free tonight?
Sakura: Forget it, snowbunny. This whole business has made me deeply depressed, something which can only be cured by crying in the arms of my beloved boyfriend - Kero-chan. *leaves*
Yukito: Fine. Then I will get my revenge by plotting evil world domination!! *insane cackle*

...No wonder I never get enough sleep.