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kudan:
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... :rotfl:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

And once when I went to a supermarket, I saw tins of carp with "Crap of the sea" labelled on it. :lol:

Post if you have any other funny product labels you want to share. :)

Ashlee:
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
(But, I wanted to put it on my head)

Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
(too late for that)

Knife sharpening stone
Warning: knives are sharp!
(no, really)

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
(well, no duh)

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
(Really, I thought it was hot)

moezychan:
Hairdryer: Do not use near water
(Gee, I wasn't aware that there was an electric outlet near my tub)

McDonald's coffee cups: Caution contents may be hot
(It never occurred to me that coffee would be hot)

Ganier Fructis Long & Strong Shampoo: Do not swallow
(Why not?! I wanted to shampoo my tounge so it would be long and strong!)

I'll add more later.

cardcaptor~x:
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Box of Frosted Cheerio's
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."

A Battery

"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."

ill find or think of more later :)

littlekitty:
Label on a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not stop chain with hands or genitals.

(Were they having a problem with this somewhere...?

On Children's Cold Medicine:

After taking this, do not drive or operate machinery.

(Wow, so many six year olds would prevent accidents if they'd stop using the forklifts and backhoes while they were taking cold medicine....)

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