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Funny product labels

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kudan:
Not so sure if any of these are repeated...

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Ashlee:
Chair cautions
 Do not use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.
(.....ya, there nothing to say here.....)

On a birthday card for a 1 year old
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
(where can I get a card for ages 36 months or less)

On a string of Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(no, I was going to send them to another dimentions)

On the packaging for a wristwatch
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants
(I wonder who were the test dummies)

Arcademan:

--- Quote from: moezy-chan on April 12 2006, 09:04 am ---
McDonald's coffee cups: Caution contents may be hot
(It never occurred to me that coffee would be hot)

--- End quote ---

Well, someone didn't think that, spilled it all over her, sued McDonald's for millions and WON!!!. That's why the warning is now on all McDonald's coffee cups and hot beverages.

Ashlee:

--- Quote from: Arcademan/PixieP on April 13 2006, 05:48 am ---Well, someone didn't think that, spilled it all over her, sued McDonald's for millions and WON!!!. That's why the warning is now on all McDonald's coffee cups and hot beverages.

--- End quote ---
What really, that is crazy.

Here are some I found.....

On a can of self-defense pepper spray
May irritate eyes.
(well that is why I buy it)

On a package of silly putty
Do not use as ear plugs
(but it works better)

A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death
(Ya, like I can fit in it)

Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
(Wow, I wonder how much this guy got paid for that)

Instructions for an espresso kettle
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position
(Where is the 'on' switch!!)

cardcaptor~x:
i have some more here :)

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

 Warning on fireplace log:
Caution -- Risk of Fire.

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

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