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Ashlee:
Well, I was looking around. And I notice we have a quote thread, last song thread, and things like that. Why not have a topic on jokes that make you laugh. :lol: If this topic has already been done, you can just delete it.

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I'll go first. My teacher sent this one to me. Its really funny.

First grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!

1. Don't change horses...... ......until they stop running.
2. Strike while the...... ......bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before...... ......Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of...... ......termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but...... ......how?
6. Don't bite the hand that...... ......looks dirty.
7. No news...... .......impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a...... ......Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new...... ......math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...... ......stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust...... ......me.
12. The pen is mightier than the...... ......pigs.
13. An idle mind is...... ......the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's...... ......pollution.
15. Happy the bride who...... ......gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is...... ......not much.
17. Two's company, three's...... ......the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what...... ......you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you cry and...... .....you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as...... ......Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not...... ......spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed...... ......get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you...... ......see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind...... ......get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one..........are you ready for this?

25. Better late than............ ............pregnant.

Do you have any funny jokes?

monkey:
hahha.. oh my god this one joke.. haha.. it's so.. haha.. funny it's... hahahaaha.... haha... it's, right.. hah.. it's... oh my god!! hahahahahaha.. sorry.. haha.. I tell it later.. hahaa... ... haha...

wingless_godess:
those are hilarious!!!....i was laughing for a while...my puppy looked up and started watching me..cause i was laughing so hard

i don't have so much as a joke but i have a website that has quotes that people have said...not knowing the stupidity of it or ironic-ness of it (not saying i haven't said tons of stupid stuff as well heh)

its pretty awsome and amusing http://rinkworks.com/said/    :rotfl:

wishingstarx:
lol, those are funny...
Umm...my jokes, my brother says it's more of sarcasim, but...

A taxi driver saw a guy driving all over the street, one day... He speeded up on the red light and slowed down on the green light...Then he drives in front of him and slams on the brake... The taxi driver, angry and upset, rolls down his window and yells
"Hey, where did you get your driver's license's from, Wal-mart?!" The man rolls down his window, and smiling, he says,
" Yep. 75% off"

wingless_godess:
haw haw thats awsome  :hehe:

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