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kudan:
Some student and teacher jokes

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what is 7 times 6?
Student: 42!
Teacher: Smart boy! That is correct. Now can anyone tell me what is 6 times 7?
Same student: 24!

Teacher asking a student: What is the most common 3 word sentence all students use?
Student: I don't know
Teacher: Correct

Student: The teacher scolded me for something I didn't do - my homework

Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so.

Teacher: Name four members of the cat family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens.

kudan:
More riddles. ^^

Two men were talking about their families. "How many kids do you have?" Mr. Brown asked Mr. White. "I have three," Mr.White replied. "What are their ages?" asked Mr. Brown. Mr White answered, "Let's see how good your maths is. Multiply their three ages and you get 36, add their three ages and you get 13, and two of them are twins." Mr. Brown thought for a moment, and then said, "My maths is pretty good, but I get two possible answers." "My oldest child is a girl," said Mr. White. Then Mr. Brown was able to come up with the correct answer. How is that possible?
Show contentThe only two sets of three numbers that multiply together to make 36 and add up to 13 are 9,2,2 and 6,6,1. Mr. Brown knew that 9, 2, 2 was the correct set when he found out that the single child was older than the two twins
You have 9 marbles, 8 that weigh 1 ounce each, and one that weighs 1.1 ounces. The marbles are all the same size and look identical. You have a set of scales that contain 2 trays. You are able to use the scale only twice. How do you work out which marble is the heaviest?
Show contentPlace 3 marbles on each tray. If the scales don't balance, place one marble on each tray from the heavier tray. The heavier tray is the 1.1 ounce marble, unless they balance, then the 3rd marble from the heavier tray is the 1.1 ounce marble. If the marbles balance the first time, place any 2 of the remaining unweighed marbles on the trays, one on each tray. If one is heavier, it is the heavier marble, but if they balance, the remaining unweighed marble is the heavier one.
And I posted this flash video on the plug board before, but I don't think anyone noticed it... ^^; I think it is funny enough to be posted here, so here it is. xD
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/4083/4friendsnafly9kp.swf
Side note: The black guy is speaking in a Chinese dialect called "Hokkien".

kudan:
Riddles. ^^
What is the smallest number of cars that can be driven in this formation: two cars in front of a car, two cars behind a car, and a car between two cars?
Show contentThree: one car in front, one in the middle, and one behind
If you start with the number one and use only whole numbers, how far do you have to count before you need to use the letter "a" in spelling out a number?
Show contentOne thousand
This sentense contains two mistakes.
What are the mistakes?
Show contentFirst mistake: the second "s" in the word "sentense" chould be a "c".
Second mistake: There is only one mistake in the sentence.

kudan:
Seems like I'm the only one posting here... ^^;

Riddles. XD
A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting, there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person, and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policman instantly know it was the milkman?
Show contentThe milkman was the only male present. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that "John" was the milkman.
A man was found shot dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard, "I can't go on. I have nothing to leave for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered?
Show content The cassette had started at the begining of the man's statement. Who would have rewound it?

kudan:
Me again... 0.o
This time, no riddles from me, but 101 riddles from this website. XD
http://www.totallytricky.co.uk/riddle/ame.php
Nope, they aren't as hard as those I posted, and are WAY more fun to play. ^^ (Highly addictive, I tell you. XD)
The aim of this riddle game is simple: get to the end !
All you have to do is change the URL (the link in the address bar) in such a way to get to the next level.
On almost ALL of the levels, you edit the part before .php and after the last slash.
E.g.
http://www.totallytricky.co.uk/riddle/blahblah.php
If your answer for that page is "answer", you change the "blahblah" part to "answer", so the url will look like this:
http://www.totallytricky.co.uk/riddle/answer.php
If it is the correct answer, it will direct you to the next level and so on. :) 101 levels in this riddle game, I'm stuck on level 42. XD Pm me or post here if you are stuck on any levels. (Hopefully, someone goes beyond me so I can ask for help!! XD) Or better, you can visit their own forums here:
http://tricky01.proboards52.com/
but you'll need to be a member to view and post on the forums.

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