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Chuck Norris Facts

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Senefen:
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Chuck Norris was Walker Texas Ranger before anyone asks, and did a lot of Karate films too.

Some examples

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

monkey:
I myself have pretty much listed all the good ones on CW already. I also have published the Mr.T ones.

They are all:
Chuck Norris
and if you scroll down, you get:
Mr. T

Shiunu:
LOL. Omg these two guys in my class were looking at this one day at school.

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