The greatness that is Syaoran

[fisah]

Yeah, evilness makes you lose your senses. [le sigh] But Syaoran is the best, that's why we love him so! *squeals*

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

Cookieness for the Evilness Fisah!
Hmm....well I think we should give Syao-chan..er..I mean Syaoran a break...considering he's kinda on the borderline of mental still...and I think all that jumping out my window should have given him injuries now and then.
Syaoran: YEAH! I broke my arm the first time....your dumb dogs attacked me last time and Look at THIS [points to forehead]
Endoh: [squints] ....I'm the Cheese? Heeeey! I remember that!
Syaoran: Yeah! You wrote it in permanant ink the 2nd time and then you ran around in circles laughing like a crazy kid who has snorted Nestle Quick Mix.
Endoh: ....you say that TOOO!? Oh Syao-chan!
Syaoran: [panics] OH GOD SAAAAAKUUUUURAAAAAAA!!!!!! HELP! [jumps out the window again]
Endoh: I thought I CLOSED that???

[fisah]

Cookie for making me laugh so hard, LOL

fisah: Even though I gave up being so evil, its still depressing not fangirling over Syaoran
Some random dude: laa de la da
fisah: *gasps* Syao-chan *glompage* ITS SO HARD TO STAY FROM YOU! I'VE MISSED YOU EVER SO MUCH
random dude: The hell, who are you?
fisah: Oh Syaoran, your just having those moments again, I think we should go to my place and have a tea party!
random dude: I don't do tea parties lady
fisah: I don't think we should be so formal with each other, I kidnapped you, I know you inside out, like how your favourite colors green and [/rambles on]
random dude: GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE

I think I'm going crazy, I seriously do >.<

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

Meh, we all are crazy. In fact I ran into that same guy.
Random Guy: Oh god not another
Endoh: Okay, I get that you're not Syaoran...but I'm so looooooonely!!!! What's your name?
Random Guy: Joe-Man-Bob. [haha don't ask]
Endoh: Er...close...but from now on your name is SYAORAN!!!
New Syaoran: Er...I don't like that name...
Endoh: WHAAAAAAAAAT? HOW DARE YOU! Syaoran is a BEAUTIFUL NAME! You should be BEGGING on your KNEES for that NAME! It's better than Joe-Man-Bob! I Mean, seriously, what were your parents SMOKING when they came up with that?
New Syaoran: [runs off crying]
Endoh: Er....maybe I'm trying too hard?

[fisah]

But Trying gets you everywhere, at least that's the crap I get from school.

New Syaoran: *sob*
fisah: Hey, your the random dude that ditched me
New Syaoran: My name is now Syaoran aparently
fisah: Really, that's a damn good name, especially since SYAO-chan has the same name, did you know that
New Syaoran: Sure...I guess
fisah: You don't sound that happy about it
New Syaoran: What gives, I'm new to this stuff
fisah: But your acting like Syaoran is nothing, he is SOMETHING, Be more lively dammit!
New Syaoran: I...really want to
fisah: THEN DO IT
New Syaoran: YOUR SO MEAN! *runs off crying*
fisah: You sucked anyway >.<

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

It just goes to show that no one is like Syaoran and NO ONE can replace him!
Bah! Life is unfair!

[aLie-ChAn]

haha~! *laughin hard* u guyz really cracked me up! N yup, no ONE can replace syao-chan! *hey,  wasn't it me who created dat nickname... * anywayz, syao-chan is sooooo  CUTE!!  & also protective 4 da 1 he loves  *glomps syao-chan* ^___^

[ani]

haha .. *points to Endoh and Fisah* typical fangirls..   
You just gotta LURVVE syao-chan.. 

[satsuki-chan]

you cant fall in love with him? my friend was messing around on msn and shes like: 'oh look! syaoran loves you!'
and for some reason i found that scary ^^; a virtual reality syaoran chased me around ^^; not as fun as when he hated me..

[cblossom]

LOFL Endoh and fisha! I love syaoran sooo much Im not going to keep him in this story Ill give him to some one else let,s see who....

Shayoran: *falling out of window* ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
cblossom: gasp, shayoran is falling out of Endohs window I've gott'e do somthing *thjinks*
Shayoran: O sh** I see another fangirl well she doen't look evil....yet again all of them didn't look evil!
cblossom: I've got it ! *gets a trampoline*
Shayoran: Crap a trampoline....wait whats a trampoline for?
cblossom: Endoh make sure your window is open! Shayoran is coming back up,!! I put a trampoline under so he is going to jump up and land back in your room!!
Shayoran: NOOOOO not the daisy chain, zoombie , migite in a blender , fangirl!!!! Im going to die!!!! *achos because he hit the trampoline and is going up*
Cblossom: Bye Shayoran we will meet again!!!! I know we will *whispers*

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

Oh no! I didn't open it in time...ouch, sorry Syaoran!
Syaoran: X_X [unconsious]
Sakura: [randomly floats by on a giant catapillar] WHAT HAPPENED TO SYAORAN!!!! AHHHH! [grabs Syaoran and floats out window on the giant catapillar]
Endoh:

Blah, it's still early...I have no creativity in the morning

[cblossom]

Its ok Endoh same here.

cblossom:well since sayoran is in Endoh's room now I guess I can put the trampoline away.
sayoran: I am getting out of here *jumps ouit window again*
Sayoran: Yes that trampoline is gone....wait its gone so that means that Im....ouch *falls down hard on the floo*
cblossom: *turns around* Shayoran are you ok?
Shayoran: Sakura...?
Cblossom: He is about to pass out....Ill take him to my room!!
Shayran: *wakes up* were am I ? Hey this is a crazy fangirls house....a closet again this is F***'n nuts!!
cblossom:Shayoran are you awake?
Syoran: Yes now get me out of herfe!!!
cblossom:No way what do you think I am stupid!!!
Sayoran: Well....no that you mention it....
cblossom: Don't answer that.
 A little while later.......

Shayoran: *breaks down door* Yes she is gone and the window is open....*jumps out Im free.........!!!!!
cblossom: Shayoran Im ba- hey were did he go? Lets see the windows open the door is knock down he must have excapt!!!  I better tell everyone!!!!!
Shayoran: Finally Im free no more crazy fangirls hey who is that........?

someone can continue with the story. I guess it's a "pass the story" so someone can continue it then the next person can and so on.

[fisah]

LOLZ, poor Syaoran, [sigh] I feel bad now, I mentally tortured him, the poor thing.

fisah: Here, let me bandage you up
Syaoran: Can't I just die..?
fisah: *sobs* NO! We need you to make CCS worthwhile
Syaoran: CCS ended years ago!
fisah: *sobs* I'm trying to ignore that little detail, kay?
Syaoran: I've officially quit being a bishie, its too much work
fisah: What work, all you have to do is be pretty and say something
Syaoran: I hate to break it to you, but I'm a fictional character...I DONT EXIST
fisah: STOP IT!
Syaoran: *evil glint in his eyes* That's right, I dont exist, we don't exist, HELL, CCS doesn't exist!
fisah: STOP IT! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER
Syaoran: MUAHAHAHAHA *runs off*
fisah: CCS....DOES......EXIST.....*hyperventaliates*

[Zeldi]

XDDDi love you zeldi *wipes away tear* he is going to go insane. its even amazing his not now lol

Thanx ^^

[cblossom]

LOFL  fisha!! U

Syoran: hahaha Im now gone from those crazy fangirls *laughs like a maniac*
cblossom: wow syoran sure did go overboard I better hid *hides*
Syoran: Im going to stop here Im sure non of those phsyco girls will find me here,all this chaose is getting me tierd Im just going to sleep here for a little-Zzzz
cblossom: So now that he closed his cute little eyes and fell asleep I can now tye him up and take him to my secret lab. *evil laugh* HAHA *cough* HAHA man that sucks , I better work on my evil laugh. *sneeks over to syoran and starts tying him up*
Syoran: Hey what the- what are you doing to me!!
cblossom: Um....I am tye you up and....um...trying to save you from those evil fangirls..yea thats it Im trying to save you. lets stick with that.
Syoran: O really them why do you need to tye me up to save me huh?
cblossom: O ...um...its...because...because o its to make it look like Im taking you to a secret lab and holding you hostage for all eternatie and have a of my fangirl friends to go and see you, thats why .
Syoran: O....k
cblossom: That was close
Syoran: what was that?
cblossom: O nothig  . *I though I was thinking that *
Syoran: Hey you look ouch *got hurt by a rock while being draged* familiar.
cblossom: O I do I have never meet you before though why do you say that *says in a shaky voice*
Syoran: Hey I know who you are your that girl who put the trampoline under me and made me fly back into Endoh's room!! LET ME GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! SAKURA
cblossom: Hey no Im not!!
Syoran: yes you are!! YOu were wearing that heart  necklas when you did that!!
cblossom: O sh**
Syoran: I knew it!!
cblossom:I knew I showd have done somthing about that necklas. Hay if you keep shouting for Sakuras name you will sound like a damsle in destress.
Syoran: I dont care let me out !!!!
cblossom: Dont worry we are her at my secret lab!!!! HAHAHAHA
Syoran: You should work on your evil laugh you know.
cblossom: I know I just never have done this evil thing before Im always been on your side.
Syoran: UGH I cant take this anymore theise girls are NUTS!!!
cblossom: Wait right here Ill be back I just have to go get something.*leaves*
Syoran: I have to get out of here but how....
Fai : Don't worry little dog Im here and so is big cat will get you out.
Kurogan: Quit calling me your retarded names!!
Fai: Lets go before she comes back.
Syoran: Thanks you guys how did you know were to find me?
Kurogan: We have been fallowing you since the very begining.
Syoran: So you guys were just watching while I fall out of windows, crazy fangirls, and dark scary closets!!
Fai: Well YUP lets go!!! *grabs syoran and leaves*
cblossom: Im back syoran here you - hey he is gone when evre I leave he is gone!!! thats it when ever I leave I lock syoran to a pole and have lasers around *that wont burn him but set off a alarm* so he wont leave!!! This sucks!!!!

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

Syaoran: Thanks for getting me out guys!
Kurogane: Err...yeah...about that...
Syaoran: What? Oh god, you're not fangirls in disguise are you?!!
Fye: Eh? No! We were just payed to get you out of CCBlossom's closet to drop your gaurd a bit and then Endoh, [points] over there, can capture you!
Syaoran: .........
Endoh: [pulls sack over Syao-chan's head] Thanks guys! [run off with Syaoran]
Kurogane: What about our money?
Fye: Shouldn't the thought of Syaoran getting attacked by thousands of rabit fangirls be amusing pay enough?
Kurogane: But I'm hungry.
[meanwhile]
Syaoran: [still in sack humming "behind blue eyes"] No one knows what it's like to be a bishie, in a sack, with pshyco chicks.....
Endoh: Hehe, I'm liking that version of that song! WAII! Syaoran singing! [glomps sack full of Syaoran]
Syaoran: [cough cough] Breathing good! SUffocating on sack BAD!
Endoh: Back in the closet where you BELONG! [throws sack in closet] And put on that dress while you're at it!
Syaoran: Ahhh crap. I'm trusting no one ever again! [goes back to constructing daisy chain]

[fisah]

He's captured once again, and he ruined my faith in CCS, how dare you Syao-chan! *sobs* Its okay though, hugging my dvd's did wonders.

Syaoran: laaa, de laa da da, constructing a daisy chain is mindless, I hate girls, la la
Sakura: *appears out of nowhere cause I said so, HEHEHE* Pssst, Syaoran-kun?
Syaoran: Is that you God, have you finally answered my prayers? *ish hopeful*
Sakura: Its just me, Sakura
Syaoran: Oh, its you
Sakura: Come, on, I'm here to save you
Syaoran: *gives manical type laughter* Like, I'll believe anyone ever again, especially girls.
Sakura: But its me, Sakura, your former rival and now your LOVE
Syaoran: *cringes* I hate Love!
Sakura: I even made a card for our love
Syaoran: Love stinks, just like bishies stink, and how fangirls stink.
Sakura: *sobs* But, its me!
Syaoran: *resumes making daisy chain*
Sakura: Guess I could always go to Yukito *trots off*
fisah: *in a corner* NOOOOOO, my OTP!

I shall leave before flying tomatoes come my way *runs off*

[Zeldi]

Zeldi:mwhahahaha Syao-kun *waves*
Syaoran: Who the hell r u?
Zeldi: *hits him with a hammer* i´m Zeldi nice to meet u *bows*
Syaoran:if u r Zeldi then that girl was the REAL Sakura
Zeldi: yup
Syaoran:*runs after Sakura*
Zeldi: hold it hold it. i did help u now i want u to help me
Syaoran: what now?
Zeldi:*evil* hmmm.... kill Sakura
Syaoran: u r CRAZY  and u r another fan-girl
Zeldi: now u r hurting me *crys*
Syaoran: *hugs me* i´m sorry
Zeldi: yeah sure XP
Syaoran: well what do u want me to do?
Zeldi: go out with me ^^ plz
Syaoran: NO!
Zeldi: why not?
Syaoran: bcoz i don´t want to *runs off*
Zeldi: ' misson failed

Later

Zeldi: SYAORAN!
Fai:Syao-kun it´s another fan girl
Syaoran: oh it´s her '
Fai: she´s cute
Syaoran: well go out with her then
Fai: no no it´s your Fan Girl

Fisah:oh Syao-chan *waves*
Zeldi: Hello Fisah-san ^^
Fisah: *wishpers*
Zeldi: u r evil! ^.^
Endoh: oh Syao-chan *waves*

To be continued ^^
/Zeldi-chan

[Ruby Chan]

Hey everybody, great news! Syaoran's juts hired me as his bodyguard! So now I'm not just saving him out of the goodnessof my heart, it's my job! Ha ha! Don't worry, Syaoran, you're in good hands!

[satsuki-chan]

hmm... could be bribe you with cookies? lotsa lotsa them?  *waves imaginary cookie in the air*