Zeldi:*runs away to Endoh´s house with Syaoran*
Zeldi:*knocks on the door* Endoh open up
Endoh: [Opens double doors to her gigantic mansion wearing her pimpin robe with a pipe and talks with a fake sophisticated accent] Yes?
Syaoran: ......is this your house?
Endoh: .....no.[sigh] I've only got a few hours here til the owners come back. So what can I do for you?
Syaoran: The fangirls are after me!!!!!
Endoh: .......you do know I'm one too, right? Remember, you fell out of my window all those times.
Syaoran: ...yeah, and I'm pretty sure you pushed me one of those times.
Endoh: Oops. Actually, I saw I penny and I accidently bumped into you. Honest mistake! er....and I was trying to grab your ***, but that I just can't help! I do it all the time anyways!
Syaoran: I knew someone was trying to! [glares] I think I'll find someone else now.
Endoh and Zeldi: NOOOOOOO! STAY!!!!!
Endoh: I still have this awesome mansion for a few hours. Let's trash it!
Syaoran: [shrugs] sounds fine! [starts trashing things]
Zeldi: [whispers] shouldn't you tell Syao-chan that he's leaving his finger prints everywhere. He could get arrested for vandalism!
Endoh: [whispers back] It's my great plan. I'll break him out of jail and he'll be eternally gratefull and then he'll fall in love with me and we'll be together and we'll get married and have babies and we'll start a home buisiness and be very successfull, and our kids will let us retire in an expensive, but tastefull, retirement home.
Zeldi: That's some plan. But what if it doesn't work.
Endoh: .......I'll probably just put him back in the closet. He can go back to constructing daisy chains and halucinating about midgets in blenders again.
Syaoran: Look a lamp....LET'S TRASH IT!!!!!! Look a picture frame....LET'S TRASH IT!