Oh god. And the insanity just keeps on coming!
I named one of my Degus that I got today SYAORAN!
Naming a rodent after the great Syao-chan.
I need therapy.
Oh I can imagine it:
Shrink: So, Endoh, what exactly is the problem?
Endoh: Well, Doc, I seem to constantly be obsessing over Syaoran.
Shrink: How long have you known this, "Syaoran"?
Endoh: Oh, no, I've never met him. He's fictional.
Shrink: ....you're obsessed with a fictional character?
Endoh: damn straight! [pulls out various Syaoran merchandice, pictures, manga, etc.] Seeeeeeeee? Look! SyAAAAOOOOOOOOO-chan!!!!!
Shrink: ..........Umm.....yeaaaaah.....
Endoh: Did I mention I named every single one of my pets Syaoran? And my stuffed animals? And my TOES!???
Shrink: Umm, you need professional help!
Endoh: ...isn't that why I'm here?
Shrink: my diploma is sooooo fake. [jumps out of window]
Endoh: .......and I thought I was mental. [resumes praising Syaoran]