Topic: Wreck stories (Read 8679 times)

Mirror · « **on:** April 22 2005, 01:13 am »

So, I was in an auto wreck about half an hour ago.^^; It really sucks, since I was at fault, but it got me thinking about how stupidly funny wreck stories can be, as long as no one gets hurt... and you choose not to think about the horrible repercussions your insurance is going to feel. And that ticket you got. And that airbag that refuses to fit back into the steeringwheel.

Anyway, this thread is for sharing your dumbest wreck story. It doesn't need to be all car stories or anything... Bike wrecks and I-walked-into-a-tree-once stories are more than welcome.^^

But my wreck story! It is so stupid. A bee flew in my window and just kind of sat there on the door. A note: I am petrified of bees. I have a longstanding phobia. My last bee encounter was at the Medieval fair, where one flew in my ear. I swung my head forward so I was doubled over at the waist, launching the two hats and a headband I was wearing a few good yards. Then I straightened up and smacked myself in the ear for a decent time, while my friends all stared at me and laughed. I DO NOT LIKE BEES.

Anyway, I did the bravest thing I've ever done... I tried to knock it out of the car with a snood (it is a thing that looks an awful lot like a hairnet). Well, I missed the bee and threw the snood out the window. Then, all of a sudden, there was an airbag in my face. Apparently, the stuff that fills airbags looks like grey smoke and smells awful. Well, I didn't know that. I thought my car was on fire. So I stumble out into the traffic, which is mostly at a standstill watching the wreck.

I the start wondering if wandering in the traffic is the safest thing. Then the people watching me start to freak me out a bit... so I get back in the car. The car which, at this point, I still think is on fire.

I am an idiot.

After I figured out nothing was on fire, things got boring so I won't detail it. Isn't commuting fun?

monkey · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22 2005, 01:18 am »

i've never been in a wreck but a bunch of rabbi's almost drove straight into us on holiday in crete, and here in the uk all of our red cars have caught on fire

Ruby Chan · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22 2005, 04:27 am »

Once, there was a crash on the road ahead, but no one told anyone....

We drove over a shorn off door, lost control, and almost crashed into the side of the road....and this was a busy motorway!

Luckily, we were alright, although I think I nearly had a heart attack when we skidded across the road...

Syaokura · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22 2005, 05:39 am »

My dad dropped me off at my house after school. I got out of the car when I accidentally slammed the seat on another car. I quickly looked back and this guy was yelling angrily. I politely apologized but he was like, "Sorry my ***!" So I walked away pissed off, while giving the guy the middle finger. Of course, everyone else was looking at him weirdly so... yeah.

Ok, so it's not exactly a car wreck. Although, I did fell down the stairs when I was around five or six and my right knee hit a bunch of broken glasses below. o__o I had that huge stitched-up scar ever since.

scarecrow_wingz · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22 2005, 09:45 pm »

i was reversing out of my friends driveway...i saw her brick letterbox andthought..."i think i'm too close...oh well...keep going" and then i crashed into it ><

Cardcaptor Takato · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22 2005, 11:40 pm »

I've never been in a car wreck, but when I was a kid I used to like riding down steep hills on my bike really fast until one day when I ran into a tree. I wasn't hurt or anything, but ever since then I've been afraid of riding down steep hills whether it's in a car or on a bike.

monkey · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23 2005, 04:09 am »

Quote from: Cardcaptor Takato on April 22 2005, 11:40 pm

I've never been in a car wreck, but when I was a kid I used to like riding down steep hills on my bike really fast until one day when I ran into a tree. I wasn't hurt or anything, but ever since then I've been afraid of riding down steep hills whether it's in a car or on a bike.

god i know exactly what you mean, when i was like 13 (i was mad on bikes then) i used to bomb around everywhere on my bike, and one day i went really fast down a stepe hill and my bike hit a stupid measely stone sending the bike up into the air with ME STILL ON IT !!! and i landed like head and shoulder first, i swear i went numb all over, but oddly enough i only got a few scratches XD but a ton of bruises ^^;;;the bike i kicked out to the side, i've seen bikes fall on people before... not nice

Miss Jenni-Maie · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23 2005, 05:09 am »

I think I already said this the other day but I was in a mini-accident myself. Cars weren't damaged and no one got hurt but it certaintly scared the living crap out of me.
We were going down the highway and all of a sudden this guy rams into the back of us. My mom panicked and started swirving but she managed to stop the car before we swirved off into the ditch [phew!]. The guy who hit us pulled over, too and my mom got out of the car and started screaming at him [which is ery odd because my mother is extrememly easy-going...although...I guess it doens't matter to her considering we could have gotten hurt or killed] they guy said something about his foot slipping off the break or some crazy thing like that. So my mom just started laughing and was like, "Okay! Take care!"

My mom is pshyco. Our car only has a couple of scratches on the bumper, but the other guys liscence plate broke right off. My mom just laughed and said, "Serves the B***** right."

My mom and her crazy mood swings.

Another time, I was about 6 or 7, my dad got into a car accident on my birthday! He was coming back from the ship (he was in the navy) and he was half-way home when some guy smacked into him, he swirved off the road and drove right into someone's garage door! Luckilly the guy who owned the house wasn't pissed (since he saw the whole thing and knows it wasn't his fault). My dad was "okay". He had cuts over his face and arms because the windshield broke, and his back is now all permanantly messed up (another reason why he quit the navy). I barely remember this, but I was sitting on the kitchen floor playing with that horrible unrealistic Barbie Doll while my mom was making my birthday cake when the phone rang. My mom answered it and (I remember this part vividly) turned to me and said, "Your daddy is in the hospital."
I was just like, "err...kaY?"

I've been in so many non-car accidents it's crazy. But I've never broken a bone and I've never split anything open! Just sprains and relatively deep cuts.
I believe I'm going to die by falling down the stairs.....since I fall down them so often. [shakes fist at staircase]
Whew, I've bored you.

looney · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19 2005, 10:03 am »

well my aunt told me she had run over a fence
i was like " did the fence attack you or something?"
she said that she tried to put the car in reverse and missed the gear.
my aunt is weird.

jovi206 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19 2005, 02:15 pm »

I've never had a wreck but one of my crazy friends while chasing her younger sister for a snack the sister stole ran not into her sister but straight into the wall. ouch. she had to go to the doctor and her entire foot was banned up. It could only happen to my friend she is really crazy.

sukina · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19 2005, 04:39 pm »

there was something were I was riding my bike, I was about 7, and my little sister was in the way, so I went into the grass, my bike it a rock and I flew off it, face first into the cement. And then my bike fell. On top of me. Can you sense the tension between me and her?

looney · « **Reply #11 on:** June 20 2005, 01:12 pm »

a bit
i once got hit by a lampost.
Ok i ran into it jezzz
it's not like i notice the stupid thing standing there in the corner.

Miss Jenni-Maie · « **Reply #12 on:** June 20 2005, 03:06 pm »

I did that with a stop sign.
I was talking to a friend and I turned around and smacked right into it.
Then I almost got hit by the car that was whizzing by. Whew, good times.

sukina · « **Reply #13 on:** June 20 2005, 04:10 pm »

that reminds me of a time where my mom was running through the snow or rain, with her head down because it was snowing/raining, and she runs SMACK into a pole.

My family is just the strangest one out there.

looney · « **Reply #14 on:** June 21 2005, 09:21 am »

hehe
i know
when i went to visit my gradmother in Mexico it began to rain and so my cousin was
running toward the house. alll of a sudden i just see her go down.
the idiot slipped on the water and fell on her back.

Miss Jenni-Maie · « **Reply #15 on:** June 23 2005, 03:57 am »

I am the master of falling down the stairs.
No one can do it better than me!
I remember Mark and I were having a debate over something that I can't remember, and I had retorted with what I thought was the best comeback ever, and I started walking away all smug and feeling pretty damn good, and I slipped down the stairs (while holding my ravioli and glass of water in my hands). Mark starts laughing his head off, calling me a "F'n loser" and I get up, covered in ravioli and I go down the next set of stairs, and I loose all the rest of my dignity by falling again!!! Whew, I also cut my hand on the broken glass, but meh. Who cares? I'm talking about the stairs right now!!!
I also took one of those tests, "What's your deathday?" and it said I was going to die by falling down the stairs.
Cool.

looney · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23 2005, 09:39 am »

a quiz on that?
OMG that is just too funny. i hope you weren't hurt thought cuz falling down the stairs hurts.

victoria · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23 2005, 10:10 am »

well when i was riding my friends bike there was this boy he was on a bike and he was standing a little close to a car and i rode the bike and it was goind straight to the boy so i turned right and i went between the boy and the car but realli close to the car and i fell and scrape my leg a bit and hit the car it didn't get scratch but i did it hurt when i fell but it was ok

in toronto my mom hold my hand and walked through the crowded markets and shops and she saw 3 boxes i think it was 3 anyway she step over it i think and she pulled me and i hit the boxes and almost tripped

Miss Jenni-Maie · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23 2005, 11:43 am »

Quote from: looney on June 23 2005, 09:39 am

a quiz on that?
OMG that is just too funny. i hope you weren't hurt thought cuz falling down the stairs hurts.

Well, I'm so used to falling down those stairs, it doesn't phase me much anymore. Unless I land funny and I sprain something .. . which has been quite rare these days...which is good!

looney · « **Reply #19 on:** June 24 2005, 02:05 pm »

oh god your hilarious. if i went to your school i would totally hang out with you.
(did you notice i used the "totally" that dumb blonde cheerleaders use) not trying to be racist or nothing
Man i kow so many people that would love to meet you. if i ever go to canada i'm looking you up.Hehe

Miss Jenni-Maie · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26 2005, 05:07 am »

Haha, I look forward to it!
I seriously think I have a split personality...in several dimensions! There's the one side of me that's all upbeat/hyper/spaztic and then the sad/depressed/mopey side of me, and then the rage/angry/oh my god I'm going to tear off your limbs side of me.
It's always any of those three, nothing in between. Whoop! I'm in my spaztic mode right now! It's good to be spaztic!
[runs around with scissors]
Bound to have an accident with this one.

looney · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26 2005, 08:42 am »

actually had an accident with that one
they mean it when they say don't run with scissors
got the scar to prove it. i actually have the scar to prove everything i've done

Miss Jenni-Maie · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26 2005, 04:44 pm »

For some reason, when I mentioned scissors, I remembered my hamster Hammy.
Don't tell me how their related, it just popped in my head.
I went to pick him up and I startled him, cause he was sleeping, and he bit my thumb and his teeth sunk right through my nail and out the other side of my thumb. [shiver] so much blood can come out of a 7 year olds thumb.
There's still a scar on my thumb to prove that!

victoria · « **Reply #23 on:** June 27 2005, 04:25 am »

that must hurt!

sukina · « **Reply #24 on:** June 27 2005, 04:54 am »

Endoh it seems to me you have something to do in this world before you die. I mean all of those times you coulda gotten killed but instead you always live. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!? (lol jk)

looney · « **Reply #25 on:** June 27 2005, 07:38 am »

you could say the same for me
why won't i die. Maybe i have to meet Endoh and tehn i''ll kill myself. Just kidding
we could do it together.J/K

Miss Jenni-Maie · « **Reply #26 on:** June 29 2005, 12:10 am »

Hahahaha! Oh my god, I am actually in all seriousness, LAUGHING OUT LOUD!
"Why won't you die?" Hahaha, I have no clue!
Yes looney, I too, think that your mission in life is to meet little olde me!
Oh my god, this so makes my day!!!! Muahahahaha!

looney · « **Reply #27 on:** July 01 2005, 09:37 am »

oookkk you weirdo.

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