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Chapter 2: The Journey of World Randomness begins
*Colette comes walking into the scene and looks at Lloyd hanging in the tree*
Colette: Whoa, that's soo cool! I want to hang up-side down in a tree too! Can I professor?
Raine: ........
Colete: Yay! *climbs the tree and picks a spot right next to Lloyd* Lloyd....hey Lloyd, wake up!
Lloyd: .......huh?.....oh, hi Colette. What's up?
Colette: We're hanging up-side down in a tree, hehe.
Lloyd: Huh? Oh yeah, you're right......this is pretty cool actually, hehe.
Lloyd and Colete: THIS IS SO COOL!!!
Genis: Shall we just ignore those two?
Everyone: *nod*
*a shiny light rises above the Martel Temple*
Raine: That is the sign that the Chosen's Journey of World Randomness is starting. Everyone stay here while i go check on the temple.
Everyone: Okay!
Lloyd: *looking at Rain running towards the temple* Hey, shall we go as well? It'll be fun!
Genis: I don't know, sis told us to stay here.....
Colette: I want to go too!
Genis: No, we're staying here.
Llody and Colette: Pleaasssee? *puppy eyes*
Genis: .....Oh alright! We'll go to the temple. But first.......GET OUT OF THAT TREE!!!
*A few minutes and a really boring first battle, which was won because Colette fell on top of the enemy, later the three appear at the temple*
Genis: At the top of the stairs you'll find the Martel Temple, the....
Colette: ....biggest temple in Sylvarant!
Genis: *sigh* never mind.
Lloyd: Look! *points at a wounded priest coming down the stairs*
Old priest: Is the Chosen One among you?
Colette: That's me.
Old priest: Thank the goddes Martel you've come, the Desians attacked the temple!
Llody: What?!
Colette: Where's grandma?
Old priest: She's still at the temple *cough*.
Genis: Let's go!
Old priest: *looks at the kids running to the temple*.......i forgot to ask medicine for my wound.......*dies*
*meanwhile at the temple*
Desian Leader: Where is the Chosen?
Grandma: ......
Desian Soldier #1: Sir Botta, there she is!
Botta: huh? *turns around to face Lloyd and the others* So you, little girl, are the Chosen One?
Colette: Yup! *big smile*
Botta: Chosen, your life is mine....get her!
Desian Soldier #1 and 2: Yessir!
*begin battle*
*Desian Soldier #1 and Llody playing poker*
Desian Soldier #1: I've got Straight Flush.
Lloyd: And i've got Full House, I win!
Desian Soldier #1: 2 out 3?
Lloyd: Nope, I've won and that's final.
Desian Soldier #1: No fair! *runs away crying*
*a little bit further Colette and Desian Soldier #2 are playing Rock/Paper/Scissors*
Collette and Soldier #2: Rock!
Soldier #2: Again!
Collette and Soldier #2: Rock!
Genis: *sigh*
Lloyd: What's wrong Genis?
Genis: All they are saying is 'Rock!'......
Llody: Hmm.....*sneaks behind Soldier #2 and knocks him out*
Colette: Why did you do that Lloyd?! I was winning!
Lloyd and Genis: ............
*battle ends*
Botta: What a bunch of idiots. Where the hell did Yuan get these guys?!
Lloyd/Genis and Colette: Yuan?
Botta: *sweatdrop* You've heard nothing! *uses Jedi mindtrick*
Lloyd/Genis and Colette:......We've heard nothing......
Lloyd: ........What just happened?
Genis: Beats me.....
Colette: I feel all foggy in my head, hehe.
Botta: Vidar! Come here!
*Vidar appears*
Vidar: What is it?
Botta: Kill those kids!
Vidar: Yes sir!
Lloyd: Get ready guys, here he comes!
*boss battle begins*
Vidar: You're gonna take me on with those wooden swords, kid? Hahahaha!
Lloyd: Just you wait! *pokes Vidar in the eye with his sword*
Vidar: That really hurts you know?! Take this! *swings his chainmace around, knocking the three kids to the ground*
Lloyd: Damn he's strong!
Vidar: This is it....DIE!! *swings his chainmace around to deliver the final blow but the attack gets blocked by a mysterious swordfigher*
Lloyd: Who are you?
Mysterious swordfighter: We'll talk later, get up and fight!
Genis: Yeah, it's payback time! FIRE BALL!!! *the fireball hits Vidar's head and his hair catches fire*
Colette: Whoa....you actually hit him?
Genis: Yay! I did it!
Mysterious swordfighter: Stay focused on the battle! *charges Vidar and hits him in the stomach sending him flying down the stairs*
*the team does a little victory dance and then the boss battle ends*
Botta: Damn you! I'll remember this! *throws a Deku Nut on the ground and disappears in a cloud of smoke*
Colette: Grandma, are you alright!
Grandma: Yes Colette.
Lloyd: Now that the Desians are gone....just who are you?
Mysterious swordfighter: I am Kratos, a mercenary. If you pay me, i'll take on the job of guarding the Chosen.
Grandma: How much?
Kratos: 2 gald.
Grandma: That's a very high price you're asking....but I guess I have no choice. Here's the money.
Kratos: It's a deal.
Lloyd and Genis: Yay! Let's go inside!
Kratos: You two stay here, the temple is no place for kids.
Lloyd: What did you say?!
Kratos: You're not coming along!
*1 minute later inside the temple*
Genis: I've never been in the temple before.
Lloyd and Colette: BIG!!!
Kratos: *sigh* Why do they always have to use those puppy eyes?
Lloyd: Umm....which way do we go now? There are three passages here....
Kratos: The main passage is blocked by a door, we need a key or something to get through.
Genis: That leaves left and right. Hey Colette, which one should we take?
Colette: .....let's take the left one.
Genis: Okay. Then we're going through the right one!
Colette: Humph!
*inside the chamber of the Sorceror's Ring*
Lloyd: What's that? *points to a ring floating on a pedestal*
Genis: The Sorceror's Ring, it can be used for many things.
Kratos: It's probably the key to the door in the main passage.
Lloyd: *grabs the ring* Let's get back.
*after some retracking they open the door and enter the top chamber*
Colette: It's....empty?
Genis: Yup.....
Lloyd: Up there!
*everyone looks up to see a small glowing light coming down from the ceiling, which then transforms into an angel*
Remiel: I am an angel of Cruxis. Your task, Chosen, is to release the five seals and revive the goddes Martel so that the world can be saved from mana depletion. Got all that?
Colette: *writes it down on a notepad* .....Release seals.....revive goddes.....yup, i've got it!
Remiel: Good. I wish you luck on journey and....*looks on his watch*...OMG! I'm late for my date! *disappears with a pop*
Everyone: ........
Kratos: *cough* Anyway, let's go back.
*at the same time in Iselia*
Raine: Where are those kids? I told them to stay put till I returned from the temple. *opens the mailbox* A letter from the insurance company......
"
Dear Miss Raine, we regret to inform you that your insurance does not cover damages caused by wind magic.
Have a nice day,
Iselia Insurance "
Raine:.....damn......
ENDWho learned Lloyd to play poker? Will Remiel make it in time for his date, and will we ever know who Yuan is? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of....Tales of Randomness
