Chain Story

[Pikari]

The idea is to continue the story by posting one sentence per post. For example, I will post one sentence, the next person continues the story by making up the next sentence, and so on.

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there were two girls.

[Tenkuuken]

This looks cool! Let me try....

"Let's just call them Sakura and Tomoyo." .

[Hack]

Sakura stood up on her bed.

[tsuki]

gyaa!! sure is fun!

while Tomoyo is reading shonen magazine.

[Tenkuuken]

Sakura went to the kitchen were Kero-chan was eating a giant slice of blueberry cheesecake.

[Sakaki]

Then, with a crash, the door burst open and in flew a blonde-haired elf man riding a giant chicken, shouting, "Alas! I cannot find you Gimli!"

[Jeannette]

"I know you're running from the fans who write bad slash about us, but why can't we flee together?" wailed Legolas.

[Pikari]

"Then flee we shall!" declared Gimli, hiding pages of slash as he jumped out from behind the refrigerator and onto the giant chicken behind Legolas.

[Sakaki]

"97... 98... 99!" cried Legolas, as the giant chicken carried them both out into the night towards a distant land filled with adventure, danger... and maybe even bad karaoke.

[Jeannette]

Suddenly hordes of fangirls ran through the kitchen following the duo, screaming,"If you run away together that only encourages us!"

[Tenkuuken]

They were blocked by a giant Ent wearing a tuxedo and holding a bouquet of flowers for The Wood.

[Pikari]

Gimli raised his axe to strike down the Ent, when some... odd noises behind him made him pause and turn. "What in bloody hell are those fangirls doing?"

[Tenkuuken]

The fangirls appeared from the refrigerator carrying a shiny pair of shears and a giant electric razor.