Sidney, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.
To be painfully specific
AKA: The Town of the Newly Wed and the Nearly Dead.
I swear, old folks homes...everywhere! They've got two right beside our school, and they're in the middle of building another. So we always get complaints about the noise haha.
The only "exciting" thing that has happened around here the past few years was a murder. And what do ya know! We're too lazy to start an investigation.
Sheesh, I can sleep SO much better now knowing the system works. Blah.