I've been called the master of clumsiness.
You will always see me with a cast, sling, brace of somesort due to something stupid I did.
I fell down the stairs this morning, it's only 11:04 right now, so I've still got a few more times of doing that today. I also tripped over my chair in my English exam today. I was so excited to get out of the room since I finished in under half an hour, haha. I also fell out of bed today. I went to roll over to turn off my alarm clock and I didn't realise I was already on the edge of the bed, haha. That certainly woke me up.