I just saw a hot guy across the street. He was working with some tree removal truck thingy-majig. I was walking by a window and I actually stopped in my tracks to stare. Hehe, I'm such a loser. Luckily he didn't notice me or I would have been so embarassed!
Haha, oh my god! Funniest thing! Today, we had to clean up the house because people were coming over for a viewing (we're selling out house, in case you didn't know), and my dad had been cleaning the bathroom. I was in the kitchen and my dad comes over and he's like,
Dad: "Uhh, Jenni-Maie, ......you're [ahem] lady undergarments, were hanging in the bathroom, so I ...uhh...put them under your pillow so no one sees them."
Me: "...Whaaa? I didn't leave any underwear in the bathroom."
Dad: "Well, it's pink! And I know they aren't your moms!"
At this point, Mark came in and he was like,
Mark: "Wait? Pink?"
Me and Mark: "That's OTHER Jenni's!"
Me: And it's not a bra. It's a baithing suit, smartass!
And by "other" Jenni, I mean Mark's girlfriend, aha! I turned to Mark and I was like,
Me: "AHH! Get your girlfriends crap out from under my pillow!"
Haha, my dad got a stuttery and embarassed, it was fun stuff.