I don't get my mom sometimes.
I remember one time when we were shopping, I saw this skirt that I really liked and she said it was cute. So I got it but a few weeks later my mom looks at it and she's like, "Where the hell did you get that ****** skirt?"
I was like 0_0 ...."You bought it for me?"
She gives me a skeptical look and says, "I would never buy you something like that, unless I wanted to put you out onto the street."
0_0;;;
Argh, I remember when I was younger, since I'm her only daughter, my mom wanted me to be the "girly-girl" and she'd get me all those frilly early 80/90's dresses that I would rather jump off a cliff today than wear. Hell, she'd evenpick my clothes out everyday I was like, "Geez, mom. Cut the embilical cord already!"