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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #100 on: May 19 2006, 02:59 am »
I hate the winter. I hate turning up to training freezing cold.

Pah! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. When I was your age, I'd run to training in the winter in nothing but a pair of shorts and not shiver an inch!

Yes, but you used to live in the Dojo, so all you had to do was run down a flight of stairs. Indoors.

And you point is?

I give up....


*Ahem* Welcome students, to the, ah, "Tomfoolery" section...

You are a big fool.

  *Sweatdrop* Not the world's biggest conversationalist are you?

  You are a big fool.

  Pah, we'll see who is the big fool! (Enters Gen into the Dan fight generator) HA! It says hear I beat you easily!

  *Sweatdrop* Damn, I must be getting REALLY old for that to have happened...


Ah yes students, it is time to cut to the chase! It is here that you can discover some of my most powerful Saikyo techniques, and become a true master of Streetfighting!

Did I hear someone say something about being a Master of Streetfighing? I wish to fight this man!

I recognise that voice! It seems we meet again Ryu! Want a fight?

Look, will you two Shotokan Jokers get out of my Dojo?

I say we should take care of this guy before our fight, don't you Ken?

Sure do Ryu! Ha-do-ken!

Oh will you people stop interrupting me on MY website!

(Dan jumps the fireball and it hits Ryu with such force that he is sent, express delivery, to a village community in Nepal. Dan lands next to Ken and blasts him into next week with the Shinkuu Gadoken)

Phew! That's better....now, on with the guide!


Many, many students come to me everday - after all, who doesn't want to learn the art of Saikyo - but only a few have the dedication required to become masters. Take E. Honda for example...

  *eating* Munch...chomp...who, me?

  Yes, Honda is too fat to reach a keyboard to do any typing, hence he cannot possibly fill in the guestbook to prove himself a true student!

  Why you little...

(Honda ineffuctually tries to scrabble up from his food to get at Dan, who ignores him)

  Another lesson has been taught. Now, prove that you have understood it by filling in the guestbook!
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #101 on: May 19 2006, 03:31 pm »
lol xD~
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ok..Vex don't read it.. cuz it cointain "the word" you don't like to hear

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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #102 on: May 19 2006, 04:48 pm »
live long, laugh often, smile always - Kai ^^
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #103 on: May 19 2006, 10:29 pm »
"Go on the pole!" "Go on the pole!" - Me and audience.
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #104 on: July 03 2006, 10:31 am »
"Hey Hobbes, do you think humans are mostly good with a few bad tendencies, mostly bad with a few good tendencies, or crazy?"

"I choose crazy."

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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #105 on: July 03 2006, 04:27 pm »
Do unto others before they do it unto you.  (That goes even for good things.)

If the law of the land doesn't get you, the law of universal retribution will.

I eat death threats for breakfast. - Miriam Defensor Santiago
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #106 on: July 04 2006, 01:17 pm »
I believe, sometimes, that the whole world has an aching heart.

You can only love what you've got while you've got it.
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #107 on: July 04 2006, 01:23 pm »
The Kaiba pick up lines, always makes the ladies go crazy.  *Smirks*

"Babe, you're not sexy...
You're beautiful."
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #108 on: July 04 2006, 01:26 pm »
I KNOW THAT ONE!! YOU USED THAT ON ME!....and I have to admit...it DOES work....
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #109 on: July 05 2006, 11:35 am »
condemnation of others is condemnation of one's self....
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #110 on: July 06 2006, 10:41 am »
When life get tough, go and get icecream

*i want icecream :(
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #111 on: July 06 2006, 10:46 am »
Calvin: Look, there's a frog!  C'mon, let's catch it!
Hobbes: I'm not getting near it.
Calvin: Why not?
Hobbes: The drink water all day just in case someone picks them up.

Calvin: You know, Hobbes, I can't figure out this death stuff.  Why did that little raccoon have to die?  He didn't do anything wrong.  He was just little!  What's the point of putting him here and taking him  back so soon?!?  It's either mean or it's arbitrary, and either way I've got the heebie-jeebies.
Hobbes: Why is it always night when we talk about these things?

Calvin: Hobbes, do you think human nature is good or evil?
Hobbes: Watch out for those trees.
Calvin: I mean, do you think people are basically good, with a few bad tendencies, or basically bad, with a few good tendencies?
Hobbes: There's a rock up ahead!  Look out!
Calvin: Or, as a third possibilty, do you think people are just crazy, and who knows why they do anything?
Hobbes: Not so close to the ledge!
Calvin: Well>  What do you think?  Are people good, bad or crazy?
Hobbes: AUGHHH! I CAN'T LOOK!
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Calvin: You know, it's very rude of you to keep changing the subject after every sentence.
Hobbes: I choose crazy.
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #112 on: July 06 2006, 02:34 pm »
I always lie, and that's the truth.

(And that's based on the movie Bedazzled with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. ^^)
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #113 on: July 06 2006, 02:47 pm »
many people are always yearning to be noticed, but sometimes the true mark is left by a person's absence
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #114 on: July 07 2006, 05:59 am »
In this world of cheerios, be a frootloop :XD:
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #115 on: July 07 2006, 10:52 am »
Today is the Tomorrow we were worried about Yesterday.

On the other hand you have different fingers

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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #116 on: July 08 2006, 09:41 am »
calm yourself before you hurt yourself
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #117 on: July 08 2006, 03:57 pm »
smile....you'll live longer...
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #118 on: July 08 2006, 06:50 pm »
"The Sky is falling! The Sky is falling! The Sky... oh it's just some dude."
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Re: Random sayings I make up
« Reply #119 on: July 08 2006, 11:54 pm »
- What a headache!

- You're the scourge of  women!

- You want equal rights? Then I'm not giving you my seat!

- My computer's so slow, it's already an ancient artifact.
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