Topic: Random sayings I make up (Read 31811 times)

monkey · « **Reply #20 on:** October 26 2005, 11:19 am »

Quote from: Xiao_lang_Li on October 26 2005, 10:48 am

"Don't drink and drive... If you hit a bump, then you might spill your drink."

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life."

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"A clear conscious is usually a sign of a bad memory."

"Donâ€™t cry because itâ€™s over, smile because it happened."

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

I love those, Great job!

Xiao_lang_Li · « **Reply #21 on:** October 26 2005, 11:24 am »

Thanks a lot. ^^ I can't take all the credit though. I just picked up the quotes here and there. I have loved all the quotes previously mentioned. ^^

monkey · « **Reply #22 on:** November 16 2005, 02:40 am »

If Man is Five and the Devil is Six Then that Must Make Me Seven

Contemplating Thinking about Thinking then Finding it to be a Waste of Time

I am the Source of All That Is Evil, But You Can Call me Cookie

Why Do Today What You Can Do Tommorow

I'm not Black like Barry White cos I'm more White like Frank Black is.

Director of Music · « **Reply #23 on:** November 16 2005, 08:13 am »

You dont need to brag about if your good at something or not. Chances are, if you really ARE good, people will know that already.

Princess Kakurine · « **Reply #24 on:** November 17 2005, 05:29 pm »

If you have felt hopeless, hold on!
Wonderful chances are going to happen in your life as you begin to live it on purpose.

God says "I know what I am planning for you...
I have a good plans for you, not plans to hurt you.
I will give you hope and a good future"

Kuro-puppy · « **Reply #25 on:** November 17 2005, 07:58 pm »

"there are only two certainties in life: the death and taxes" , got this one from an old anime

Rusty · « **Reply #26 on:** November 17 2005, 09:20 pm »

if i'm lost on a path i know then am i really lost?

i got that when i forgot which floor the chem lab was on ^^''

monkey · « **Reply #27 on:** November 20 2005, 05:50 am »

An apple a day keeps the doctor away - Unless say, You go tempting fate by wrestling an enormous muscular man!!

moezychan · « **Reply #28 on:** November 20 2005, 11:54 am »

You have to climb that ladder. You can't float your way to the top.

monkey · « **Reply #29 on:** November 21 2005, 01:54 am »

Rehab is for Quitters

Shadeslayer · « **Reply #30 on:** November 21 2005, 02:56 am »

Here's a poem my friend and I made up a while ago:

Friendship

Friendship is a gift to all,
Whether happy or sad,
Whether short or tall....

It's great to have,
It's lonely to not,
But since we're best friends it's our permanet spot....

Friendship is something that no one can deny,
Beautiful as the stars in the sky....

Firnedship is something that can never end,
A bond between us that no one can bend....

Yeah, its not the best thing ever...we made it up in fourth gade so its kinda...blah...

xx_chibirosie_xx · « **Reply #31 on:** November 24 2005, 02:09 am »

Moonflower121 thats a great poem!!

Director of Music · « **Reply #32 on:** November 24 2005, 03:44 am »

Great poem lil sis ^^

You have to push past your limits..work harder than you have ever before. Soon enough you'll be flying by. Not noticing how much you achieve. You cant put 100 percent, not even 110, it has to be 200 percent all the way. And when you stop, and look back, you'll be amazed at what you achieved.

monkey · « **Reply #33 on:** November 30 2005, 02:51 am »

^{from a jokes network}

English is really crazy
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?

Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.

When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

Director of Music · « **Reply #34 on:** November 30 2005, 08:22 am »

XD Yep I've heard half of that before

it is a crazy language XD

Shadeslayer · « **Reply #35 on:** December 01 2005, 08:20 am »

*"Sleeping is my favorite thing to do, because when I sleep, I dream about you!"

"I would withstand all of Hell just to hold your hand...."

"You make me laugh when I don't even want to smile...."

*"You have a smile that lights up the sun...."

* = By me!

monkey · « **Reply #36 on:** December 10 2005, 10:09 am »

The Bravest Thing I've Ever Done, Was to Run Away and Hide. (but not this time)
The Weakest Thing I've Ever Done, Was to Stay Right By Your Side. (just like this time and every time)

Music is Life - Life is Love - Love is Music - Music is Life

looney · « **Reply #37 on:** December 12 2005, 03:36 pm »

Here's one... don't laugh Ok?
Alone were you up in the dark surrendered to the night
without a love or happiness to ease away the fright
You didn't cry,you didn't beg, but always would you bleed
in silence and in solitude without a soul to see
Then a beaken came across those gloomy passegeways
to show you love and show life the way it's meant today
She pulled you through the pain, it seems. and you began at the start
and soon you would all realize that wthout her you'd fall apart
Her strenght, her courage and even her smile was more thn you'd belive
and slowly without warning you knew she shouln't leave
But she did, like all good things do, never last too long
and even in your memeorie at least you'll have this song.

Ok sorry but i wrote this when a guy friend was having problems. but ithink i captured his heart break a bit there.oh and my saying.

"it's better to have loved and lost then never to have........ohhhh donuts yum.."

Director of Music · « **Reply #38 on:** December 13 2005, 09:37 am »

^^ thats good

Vex I love this one:"Music is Life - Life is Love - Love is Music - Music is Life" but then again im a music person so XD why wouldnt I?

Mine for today is:When you set standards for yourself, you either reach em, or pass em.Â There's no failing allowed, and no turning back.Â By me.

looney · « **Reply #39 on:** December 13 2005, 11:33 am »

i've got one
everything happens for a reason but there's no such thing as coinsedence.Only destiny.

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