Something I came up with when in bed the other day...
Sakura:Â *comes home from school and finds her mother's picture to be missing* Huh? Where's mom?
Fujitaka: *returns early from work* Oh, so you've noticed that I've finally gotten over Nadeshiko. Sakura-san, meet my new wife!
Sonomi: *pops in head* Hi, kid. Sorry, I can't seem to remember your name at the moment... *shouts to someone outside* Tomoyo! Who's this girl again?
Tomoyo: *walks in sullenly, carrying a large suitcase* Her name's Sakura and I don't want to live in the same house as her. I get enough of her in school. *sticks out tongue at Sakura*
Sakura: *does likewise*
Sonomi: I know, honey, we'll just have to endure her precense. Why look, isn't it my favourite stepchild!
*enter Touya and Yukito*
Touya: ...and then... h-he yelled at me... *sobs*
Yukito: There, there. You want me to beat him up for you?
Touya: ...Yes, please do...
Tomoyo: *looks at Touya with starry eyes* I've never seen such immense beauty! M-may I videotape you?
Touya: And you are...?
Tomoyo: Your new little sister, O object of my obsessive fangirliness.
Touya: Cool. I'm not particulary fond of the one I've got for the moment.
Fujitaka: Fine then. If no one likes this Sakura-person, why don't we just dump her off somewhere? Her excessive happiness is driving me nuts anyway.
Sonomi: That's a brilliant idea, darling! *thinks to self* But not as brilliant as me letting Nadeshiko have that little "accident" of hers so that I could have Fujitaka all to myself...
Touya: *looks at Sonomi* Wow... that lady's hot! Well, so long, Tsukishiro.
*Yukito transforms into Yue*
Yue: Nooo, please don't leave me - you're the only one I've ever looooved! *starts crying hysterically*
Tomoyo: Hey, aren't you guys forgetting that we're invited to Li-kun's and Meiling-chan's wedding? I can't wait to see the dress Yamazaki-kun made for her.
*everyone leaves, save Sakura and Yukito, who has now transformed back*
Yukito: So... are you free tonight?
Sakura: Forget it, snowbunny. This whole business has made me deeply depressed, something which can only be cured by crying in the arms of my beloved boyfriend - Kero-chan. *leaves*
Yukito: Fine. Then I will get my revenge by plotting evil world domination!! *insane cackle*
...No wonder I never get enough sleep.