The greatness that is Syaoran

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

Haha you may have a tattered piece of shirt...but I have a lock of his hair! Muahhaha!
Syaoran: [examines bald patch] You didn't have to shave it off, ya know.
Endoh: Oh please! I took it off the bottom, your shaggy hair covers it up..I can't even notice it!
Syaoran: ....You really think my hair is shaggy?
Endoh: Yup! Never said it was a bad thing....
Syaoran: ....if you think it isn't bad...than it MUST be bad! [grabs razor]
Endoh: [gasp] NOOOO SYAORAN! You've lost your sanity! [grabs razor from Syaoran and shoves him back in closet] You stay in there and thinka bout what you've done! [goes to frame lock of hair] hehehehe!
Syaoran:.....can I have a mirror to check my hair?

[satsuki-chan]

XDDD imagine him with that part of his hair missing ahahah...

[ani]

haha .. how cute..  funny thing is i can imagine Syaoran with no hair.. O.o

[Xiao Ying]

yoi!! teh GREAT obsession starts! lol.. ^^; kyaa~ I'm showing my love for him by making a layout for moi bloggy! mwahaha!! ^__^ I love Syaoran sooooooo much!!! *notices Endoh's post* my... you can make him shave his hair.. o_O. I wonder what I can make him do.. XDD

[Zeldi]

Endoh u r the greatest ^^
it as soo funny but poor Syao-kun
well can i have a try?
well i have cut my hair just like Sakura if u wonder ^^;;

Syaoran:*walks around all alone*
Zeldi: SYAORAN! *runs to him and hug him*
Syaoran:Sakura? no.... *confused*
Zeldi:*evil* u don´t recognize me?
Syaoran: when did u get contacts?
Zeldi: eeeh today.... follow me i want to show u a thing ^^
Syaoran: okay ^^  *follows me*
Zeldi: well grab a seat close your eyes
Syaoran:*closes his eyes*
Zeldi:muhahahahahaha u r mine
Sakura: stupid girl *slaps me*
Sakura:*takes Syao-kun with her*
Syaoran:who r u?
Sakura: r u stupid? it´s me sakura
Syaoran:*confused* *looks close* yea u r Sakura the real one too
Sakura:u r stupid *slaps hm*
Syaoran: u r mean *runs to Zeldi*

i´m evil ^^

[Xiao Ying]

i have a hair that looks like Tomoyo-chan! ^___^

Syaoran: *running like wild*
Rainee (me): *walking*
*bumps into eachother*
Syaoran: DAIDOUJI!! you don't know how happy I am to see you!!
Rainee: eh? o_O
Syaoran: You MUST help me! There are a lot of rabid fangirls who lock me inside their closets!! and there's even one who dressed up like Sakura!! you gotta hide meee!!
Rainee: eh? o_O
Syaoran: PLEASE!!! I'll do anything?
Rainee: eh? o_O
Syaoran: O-NE-GA-I!!!
Rainee: anything? *evil*
Syaoran: hai! hai!
Rainee: okaaay! you have to date me for one whole year! ^_^
Syaoran: ehh?! *still hasn't realized she's another obsessed girl*
Rainee:  you heard me.. or maybe you just want me to shout out loud that I'm with the great Little wolf and..
Syaoran: okay! okay!! you win!! I'll date you for one year!! but i still don't get why you'd want me to.. o_O
Rainee: *sweet smile* let's go? ^_^
Syaoran: please...

[Okamirei]

he's going to lose his sanity...give him a break, people^^;.

[Xiao Ying]

better then!! XD lol.. just kidding! I love him so much just like a real person i won't let that happen to him.. but can we at least finish the one year date we have? X3

[fisah]

OMFG I should've thought of wearing a disguise:

fisah: *wearing a mustache and sun glasses*
Syaoran: Oi! You there, your not girl right *looks* Phew! I've had alot of problems with girls today.
fisah: *squeals*
Syaoran: o.0 ....
fisah: *cough* Really, girls can be pestering! *nods*
Syaoran: Good to know you get me, I do anything to get out of here
fisah: If you want, you can crash at my place and where frilly pink dresses and have tea parties and-
Syaoran: Nani?!
fisah: *cough* I mean, come on, why don't we go to my house
Syaoran: *shifty eyes* Sure...
fisah: *OMFG Squeals in the inside* GREAT! Lets go
Syaoran: I have a weird feeling about this, as if I met you before
fisah: I'm a pretty common person to bump into ^_^"
Syaoran: I guess
fisah: *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Syaoran: You okay?
fisah: Yeah *cough* Just a nasty bug, is all! *grins evilly*

YOU ARE MINE! *cough* Don't worry though, just need him for some 'procedures' and I'll give him straight to Sakura, I PROMISE!

Translation: YEAH RITE!

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

More crazy scenarios!
Endoh: Hey Syao-chan!
Syaoran: ...don't call me that.
Endoh: Okay, Hello Syao-chan!
Syaoran:  I give up. What do you want?
Endoh: Oh right! I had a dream about you last night!
Syaoran: [groans] What was it about THIS time?
Endoh: You come to your senses that I'm the perfect person for you, we get married, have kids, ya know...same as always.
Syaoran: Yeah, that will NEVER happen.
Endoh: Actually, my dreams always come true...they're like preminitions sort of.
Syaoran: ....really?
Endoh: Of course! So get started looking for a ring Syao-chan.
Syaoran: .....NEVER! [jumps out yet another window]
Endoh: ...Never dreamt about that. [shrugs] Syao-chan! Where'd you gooooooooooooooo?

[fisah]

ENDOH, OMFG, right now I'm having a creativity drain. But your so hilarious, I so look forward to your scenarios, ^^

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

yes...humor is my way of life.
Syaoran: I thought making my life miserable was your way of life.
Endoh: No, my way of life is to be a fanatic and know everything about you and be with you FOREVER!!!!!
Syaoran: ....but you just said humor was your way of life.
Endoh: Uhhh....HEY! GET BACK IN YOUR CLOSET! [shoves Syao-chan back in closet]
Syaoran: ahh crap. [keeps himself amused by constructing a daisy chain.]

[satsuki-chan]

XDDDi love you zeldi *wipes away tear* he is going to go insane. its even amazing his not now lol

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

Actually I think he is...he is after all making a daisy chain in my closet...I don't even have daisies!!!!
Syaoran: ...daisies....so puuurdy....
Endoh: ...uhh....are you okay?
Syaoran: Huh? What did ya say?
Endoh: ARE YOU OKAY?
Syaoran: Whaaa? You gotta save midgets from a blender? Okay, I won't keep you.
Endoh: ....I think you need Sakura...[kidnaps Sakura and stuffs her in the closet too]
Sakura: ....where did he get the daisies?
Endoh: [shrugs] no clue...wait...midgets from a blender? The hell?
Syaoran: Daaaaiiiiiissssssiiiiieeeeessss! Flesh eaiting zoooooooombieeeeeeeees!
Endoh: I'm completely lost.

[fisah]

Aww, Syaoran has lost all sanity! *cries*  At least Sakura is there, ne?

Sakura: Who are you? *confused look*
fisah: I need you to make Syaoran better, as much as I don't want him to myself, YOU ARE MY OTP, so go do your Sakura magic, kay? *grins stalker like*
Sakrua: H-h-oo-e?
fisah: Perfect, I bet Syaoran will be better in a instant!

*throws Sakura in a room with Syaoran*

Sakrua: Syaoran-kun, what have they done to you!?
Syaoran: Sakura...is that you....
Sakura: Oh Syaoran, you look ill, we must get you out of here!
Syaoran: Your a female right?
Sakura: *eye twitches* Of course!
Syaoran: I...don't like females
Sakura: NANI!?!
Syaoran: Get away from you rabid fangirl! *pushes her off*
Sakura: Syaoran-kun, what are you doing, I thought we were meant to be, hell, I even made a song for you, ya know, Hitosu Dake?
Syaoran: A song...for me?
Sakura: HAI! Because Syaoran is the only one for me!
Syaoran: *face contorts* AHHHH, SOMONE HELP ME!
fisah: *backs away from door* OMG, Syaoran is now afraid of females, THE HORROR!

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

Haha, You are a god Fisah!
Oh God! [no pun intended...okay...maybe a bit] Have we turned him Gay?
I've gotta make things right.
Endoh: Syaoran?
Syaoran: .....you didn't call me Syao-chan? Why?
Endoh: ...holy crap, I have no clue...I'm trying that thing...oh what's it called....Sensitivity! that's right! I'm being Sensative. Now listen to me Syaoran! If you want fangirls to stop chasing you....you've gotta go back to Sakura!
Syaoran: . . . but she's a girl...which means she's a FANGIRL! AHH And so are you! AHH BACK! REPENT DEMON!!!!!
Endoh: ....wow, I have never messed someone up so much. Syaoran...who did you love before all of this?
Syaoran: . . . .Sa....Sakura?
Endoh: Exactly! She's the only sane one here!
Sakura: Really? Wow, I'm sa-
Endoh: Shut it Normy!
Syaoran: [angry] DON'T TALK TO MY SAKURA LIKE THAT!!!
Endoh&Sakura:    .....HE'S BACK!!!!!
Sakura: [glomps Syao-chan]
S&S: [serious glomping that is innapropriate to write out]
Endoh: ...err...there's a reason why people go to hotels ya know? OUT OF MY ROOM!
hehe, he's back to normal....for now...MUAHAHAHAHA!
Syaoran: ....I can still hear you! [resumes innapropriate glomping]
Endoh: Whoops [leaves]

[fisah]

ENDOH YOU HAVE SAVED HIM! And mental images are unbelievabl! Syaoran-kun, YOU TEH MAN! *cough*

I didn't want to see another 'yukito' thing going on again, we all know how much S&S fans went through when he 'liked' yukito! *shudders* THE GAYNESS

Yukito: I hate the fact that you always call me gay! I AM NOT!
fisah: Your not?!
Yukito: *while eating* I'm not!
Touya: YOU PIG ****** slaps him*
fisah: LOLZ
Yukito: I didn't mean I wasn't gay...I just don't like to be....TOUYA COME BACK
fisah:*sees Yukito's food* Oooooh, yummy food ^^

Meanwhile:

Sakura: I thought  I really lost you
Syaoran: Yeah, me too, but I guess those fangirls meant well
Sakrua: Who can ever resists Syao-chan?
Syaoran: *eye twitches* Please....don't call me that?
Sakrua: Oh, right, you still havent' fully recovered.
Syaoran: Thanks for being understanding, lately, no one has been understanding
Sakrua: Don't worry, I DO! *hums Hitosu Dake*
Syaoran: *eye continues to twitch* MUST....STAY.....CALM

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

Muahahaha! Man we are so evil!
Syaoran&Sakura&Yukito: [nod in agreement]

Fisah: [still eating Yuki's food] Foooooooooooooooooooood!

[fisah]

The simple-minded and evil rule ALL!

Syaoran: You have made me parnoid
Sakrua: Me, momentairly unloved *sob*
Yukito: Made fun of my gayness >.<
Touya: *hugs Yukito* at least you admit it Yuki
Yukito: I'll admit anything to you toya *GET THEIR SHIGGY ON!*
S&S: And they say we are inapporpiate! *scoffs*

Meanwhile:

fisah: Yukito may be gay, but he has killer good tastes in food! *munches happily*

[Miss Jenni-Maie]

haha, yes...we are truly evil. I can't stress that enough.
Syaoran: You can't stress me enough.
Endoh: Oh shut it before I dress you up in a pink frilly dress again and make you have a tea party and stuff you in a closet where you construct daisy chains all day talking about midgets in blenders and flesh eating zombies and then I SHAVE YOUR HEAD!!!!!
Syaoran: .....NOT MY HAIR!!! [jumps out window ....again]
Endoh: ...I really gotta close that...